Now we all know that Pancakes are not exactly the most metal of food. If someone were to invent a black pancake with red sauce, then that would be metal. So we thought, whilst you eat the fluffy delicious pancakes today why not give you a great soundtrack. Cherry picker here are some of the creme of the metal crop that we think would definitely go down well on this, Pancake day!
From the death metal elite Cannibal Corpse : Stripped Creped and Strangled off their final album with Chris Barnes the legendary The Bleeding.
Not forgetting one of the most apt bands to listen to on Pancake day At The Crepes after their excellent new album At War With Reality was released last year.
After grabbing what you think is sugar you accidentally smother your pancake with salt… You realise you have made “A Great Mistake“…
People say “No! you cant keep going, you’ll be sick everywhere!” Laughing to yourself you yell out “You Can’t Stop Me!”
When asked by others after you’ve demolished your stack of pancakes and you’ve eaten to your hearts content, “Is there any left?” you then reply with All Shall Perish’s no, “There Is Nothing Left”
Sneaking away you laugh to yourself, knowing you have more pancakes left in your room, your friends, family even loved ones feel “Betrayed”
Suddenly after eating your tenth pancake you feel “Pierced From Within”
Then you realise you were a “Cretin”
You wander downstairs slowly realizing you just needed Meshuggah, then you stop short thinking :
Have the most metal of Pancake Days everyone, make sure you eat to your hearts content and keep it metal!
