As much as we would like to believe that Dave Mustaine is actually putting his feces up for auction, he is actually putting a wooden stool up for auction.

Mustaine constructed the stool for the recordings of the ‘United Abominations‘ album, and has now put the piece up for auction with all the proceeds going to children’s charities chosen by the TeamRock Monster Rock Auction. The cause is very good, but it kind of eludes us as to who would actually bid for this? Well if you are a person who would want this, know that your money really is going for a good cause!

See the stool below, and if you want to bid click here: