Flying the flag as ever for Britain, Black Tongue vocalist Alex Teyen thought that the door leading out to absolutely nothing was in fact a toilet.

Often not stopping on the road save for gas stations, a toilet break is a mythical thing. Good thing that many of the tour buses in this day an age come with a bathroom. Alas they dont come with common sense. Wandering around the bus the severely inebriated Teyen needed the toilet, understanding that the main cubicle was occupied he opted to try for another toilet, and instead fell out of the bus…

Whilst touring in Poland the singer decided to answer the call of nature and flew out the exit of the bus. After realising they were one member short the bus stopped and they administered the appropriate first aid for Teyen.

A local polish police spokesman called Piotr Kaciak stated :

“The victim told his colleagues he was going to the toilet, he toilet turned out to be engaged so he opened the bus’s door instead and stepped out while the coach was still moving”

He continued :

“Judging by the manner of the victim’s behaviour, speech and smell we suspect he was under the influence of alcohol”

An understatement to say the least! Teyen‘s father had to come out to Poland to pick up his son. Forcing the band to cancel their remaining tour dates.

We wish Teyen the speediest of recoveries and hope the boys in Black Tongue weren’t as pissed as he was!